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closed

the spring run ended on may 16, 2026

los angeles / 61°f clear / waxing crescent moon

location

thurs - sat, 9am - 3pm PT

april 2 - may 16 2026

thurs - sat, 9am - 3pm PT
from april 2 - may 16 2026

  • hot smoked salmon crumpet w cream cheese, pumpkin vinaigrette, & kumquatsmay 16, 15:32
  • Pistachio Ice Cream Barmay 16, 15:32
  • teamay 16, 15:24
  • coffeemay 16, 15:24
  • DC Cookie may 16, 15:24
  • hot smoked salmon crumpet w cream cheese, pumpkin vinaigrette, & kumquatsmay 16, 15:32
  • Pistachio Ice Cream Barmay 16, 15:32
  • teamay 16, 15:24
  • coffeemay 16, 15:24
  • DC Cookie may 16, 15:24

edible *

  • drip coffee$4
  • smoked earl grey tea$3
  • iced drip coffee$5
  • affogato$15
  • crumpets$5.5

    savory: butter, herbed butter, black smoked butter, marmite. sweet: butter and not-strawberry jam, butter and chestnut honey, pistachio butter

  • soft boiled egg with crumpet soldiers$7

inedible *

  • house plants$12-$900
  • books$5-$5000
  • vintage ceramics$20-$800
  • artwork$80-$3500
  • lamps$250-$3800
  • clothes$20-$900
  • toiletries$5-$55
  • kitchenware$3-$2800
  • furniture$70-$9000
  • my laptop, all contents$800k

experiential

  • shower$12

    fresh towel, soap

  • nap$28

    30 minutes with ear plugs, face mask, coffee/tea

  • chess lesson (45 min)$64
  • 'slumber with a key'$30
  • cleaning up-$5 cash / $7 cafe credit

    15 minutes

  • gardening-$5 cash / $7 cafe credit

    15 minutes

  • any flavour, 8 pints

    order 24 hours in advance

    suggested flavours

    black sesame, olive oil

    recipe index: triple motion